PALMA - The beautiful Isle of Majorca in the Mediterranean Sea was the setting for what Charlie Sheen called the best friggin date that he has ever had.
Sheen, who stars in the sit-com Two and A Half Men said that as soon as he saw Monica Mink he immediately fell in love with her and he noticed that he instantly got a stirring in the crotch of his pants which usually doesn't happen until ten minutes into the date.
Monica, did not let Sheen's 'woody' go unnoticed and asked him if he had a Glock 9 in his pants. Charlie looked down and replied that it was more like an AK 47 with a silencer.
The happy couple walked along an isolated beach and the paparazzi could clearly see, with their telescopic zooming cameras, that Charlie and Monica seemed to be carrying on like they'd known each other for months and not just hours.
When the two got back to their exquisite hotel Monica laughed as she told Charlie that she had never been touched, kissed, or intimately caressed by an American.
Charlie almost spilled his bottle of Chivas Regal and suddenly developed an ear-to-ear smile, not to mention an extension on his taco tickler.
Charlie quickly offered Monica a starring role in his hit TV show. He jokingly told her that he could have the shows name changed to Two and A Half Men and One Darn Hot Sizzling Senorita.
Monica thanked him but told him that she has been offered dozens of movie offers, offers to pose in dozens of men's publications, and at last count, she has had 983 marriage proposals including one from some American named Jesse James.
SIDENOTE: Charlie confided to his co-star, Jon Cryer, that Monica Mint is simply astonishing. He revealed that she can do some amazing things with her tata's that he has never ever seen any woman do, not even Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, or the former singer Madonna.