Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

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Wednesday, 21 July 2010

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No shrinking violet: Griffin's Mom will embrace her son warmly tomorrow

London - (Blackshirt News): It's the greatest day of his pathetic fascist life.

The BNP's poster boy for unbridled corruption is preparing to meet birth mom Queen Elizabeth at a Buckingham Palace garden party on Thursday.

At 2pm tomorrow Griffin, his wife and two daughters will congregate among the pansies and poison ivy to mingle with other British tosspots for a chance to ogle the stand-in puppet monarch.

Years of waiting for the prestigeous invite nearly saw him slime his way into a royal garden party in 2009.

A public outcry soon put the kybosh up that attempt.

But now that his birth Pa - Pope Joe Ratzinger - has been given the nod for a state visit to the UK in September Griffin followers reckon the green light's on for tomorrow's shameful shindig.

The BNP's MEP for the North West has the same gormless, lopsided facial expression as his brother Gorgon Brown MP.

Last December he very nearly made it to a No 10 Xmas drinks reception after dressing up to look like Lady Gaga.

In the end his crossdressing foray fell at the first post when a security official noticed he hadn't shaved his notoriously hairy chest.

Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe is 69.

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