New York - (7/7 Mess): Cold War tribute act Elizabeth Windsor today bid farewell to the UN Assembly and said she had a terminal inkling about the morning.
Five years ago some of her hired henchmen, a.k.a. the Blair Government, were successful in persuading home-growth wackjobs to blow up large chunks of London Transport.
The 7/7 bombings were followed two weeks later with a failed repeat performance that netted some of the Asian branch of the Provisional IRA.
A massive cover-up on the same scale as her 9/11 atrocity then ensued.
But all this has now crumbled with the unceremonious booting out of Met Commissioner Sir Ian Blair.
Last year New Scotland Yard found her original wedding certificate to Pope Joe Ratzinger, their joint bank accounts, the childrens' security files, the Semtex bought ledger and enough incriminating evidence to nail the Rothschilds/Astors/Redesdales families along with the rest of the IRA.
Tonight the writing is well and truly on the UN Security Council wall as the Nazi puppet monarch's grim prediction about her own Hari Kiri moment begin coming home to roost.
The real Phil the Greek died in Kenya during his honeymoon with the first Elizabeth Windsor clone.