London - (Portents): She's been at it again. Feeble-brained Belgian attention seeking Dowager Queen Fabiola has been caught sending 'death threat' postcards to herself again.
These warn an assassination attempt will be made on her during a public parade celebrating Belgian National Day, July 21.
Belgian security sources aren't worried however.
Stuyvenberg Castle resident shrink Professor Ludo Krackenfokker says Spanish-born Fabiola is a chronic somnambulist who writes weird psychic predictions during her nocturnal wanderings.
An interpretation of her latest 'Die! Die, bitch!' postcard to herself with the words 21 July scrawled in gold ink has been taken to mean something quite different.
"We think Queen Fabiola is referring to the 5th anniversary of the 21 July bombings in London," Krackenfokker commented today.
"And as everybody knows it was England's Queen Elizabeth who was behind the so-called home-grown terror campaign that wreaked havoc on London.
"This could be Fabiola's greatest prediction."
Online spreadbetting bookies Aintgottaprayer.con go even money that Old Fatty Mountbatten will finally kick the bucket this Wednesday.
