Queen addresses the UN and calls for it to be disbanded

Funny story written by IainB

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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In a remarkable turn of events, Queen Elizabeth II has addresses the UN.

Liz is the head of sixteen countries, and is the figurative leader of the fifty-two countries in the Commonwealth, overseeing nearly a third of the population of the planet.

In her first speech to the UN since the 1950s, Betty has stunned the world with a political speech that called the UN "Outdated", "Cumbersome", "Unnecessary" and "Inept". The UN is made up from one hundred and ninety two member countries, and has come to represent a forum for agreeing world policy, a vital role in ensuring there is a planet for future generations.

Lizzie has a different slant. She claims that the UN is stifling progress towards a greener world, with the big players such as the US and China blocking any moves towards a green economy, whilst petty in-fighting prevents sensible quotas on fishing and forestry from being established. She asked the question "just how has the UN improved the world?"

So what is her alternative? At the end of the speech she outlined a way forward. For all UN member states to join the Commonwealth, and let her, and Prince Charles after her, dictate policy to the whole world to decide what is best for every man woman and child on the planet. She then pointed out that she had smuggled ten tonnes of C4 explosive into the meeting hall and would blow them all to kingdom come if they didn't agree, before laughing maniacally.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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