Toronto - (Right Royal Mess): Republican whorsewhisperers are planning to deliver a terminal dose of the equine blood thinner lasix as a July 4th/Independence Day treat for millions.
The medication is used by the Queen on foreign trips amid deep vein thrombosis fears associated with longhaul air travel.
HM is in Canada and plans visiting Sunday's $1 million Woodbine Queen's Plate where sycophantic royal fawners have paid $25,000 to supplement the filly Moment of Majesty.
But the real omens of the day may be the participation of Ghost Fleet - a three year-old bay by Destroy (CAN) out of US mare Housebuster -
and Giant's Tomb - a chestnut colt by Awesome Sepulchre (CAN) out of Irish broodmare Dead Donkey (IRA).
Online spread betting site Aintgottaprayer.con goes even money on HM Queen Elizabeth dropping dead on Sunday 4 July 2010.
