A disgraced England team, began the long trek home from South Africa, in a rowing boat. Asked why the long faces, Jermaine Defoe said; "We've only got one oar"
A spokesperson for Fabio Capone said; "Fuck em, If I had my way, they would be swimming home"
Prime Minister. David Cameroon said; "My office will not comment or interfere with the policies of that useless bunch of twats".
FIFA spokesperson, Fourone Onmeheadson stated; "That it was usual practice for any national squad to make their own way home when they have disgraced their country in such a diabolical way by losing to an inferior team that had every official on their side. Moreover, we hope the England squad get lost in the Bermuda Triangle so we wont have to pay them a single grote".
It is believed, the England Squad are rounding the Cape of Good Hope, for the seventeenth time.
