Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

Funny story written by Knowles

Saturday, 26 June 2010

There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding bells in sight?

Has anyone, with balls, asked her if she is a lesbian?

Some say it's hard to believe Gillard is not a lesbian, the word is in Australia.

Gillard has not married nor had children. Her partner since 2006 is a hairdresser. She had previous relationships with union official and a fellow Federal Labor MP, though maybe for political gain?

At fourty nine Gillard will never be a married parent, unless Uranus closes in onto Venus and both collied.

Gillard is a "non-practising Baptist" and "not religious" and lives in the south western Melbourne suburb of Altona.

Her persona reflects a lesbain sway, I could imagine her being the "top" type with a young beauty in hand.

So go on ask, if you don't ask she may never tell!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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