Nothing Lilke A Gay Search At New Zealand's Christchurch Airport Customs

Funny story written by Knowles

Friday, 18 June 2010

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If you're male and you're headed to Christchurch airport in the land of the long white cloud you may be a target for a special kind of body search.

A gay employee has been asked why he had increased the number male searches, and to give reasons as to why the searches on his shift were only male.

Now if you're happy or gay and don't mind having your beans and frank fondled, Christchurch is the place to visit, as your chance of a gay touch up is better than any other airport.

Though it's said the gay customs officer is on happy leave while authorities work out if he's gayness is the reason for his male only touch-ups.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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