"Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

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Protesters outside the Chinese embassy in London were swamped yesterday by members of the public greatly misunderstanding the demonstrator's campaign banners.

Members of the "Free Porn" movement who were protesting the Chinese Government's decision to imprison 'Mau-Sang Porn', the famous Chinese philosopher, were shocked when hundreds of members of the public swamped their protest demanding free pornography.

"We are shocked that people would think that we were simply advertising free web addresses that house pornography" explained leader of the protest, Benjamin "Che" Milner.

"There were three hundred people making a peaceful demonstration about the crushing rule of the Chinese Government, and then next thing we have got people demanding photo's of naked women from us. What sort of lunatic thinks three hundred people would stand outside the Chinese embassy adveretising porn sites?!"

The misunderstanding was not the first of its kind to cause issues, as Porn's painter brother 'Yung Porn' was used by Pete Townsend to explain some of the websites that he had 'inadvertently' visited.

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