Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

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Monday, 10 May 2010

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This image is not allowed on the new Wikipedia called "WIKIVATICAN-IA" only little boys feet are allowed!

Wikipedia has been accused of being a secret "cess-pit" for kiddies-porno lovers and other related sites are now enjoying the publicity.

In fact the images of kiddies in "naughty" poses on Wikipedia is so popular that they have decided to re-launch Wiki under it's new name "WANKAPAEDO-IA" ( IA = In Austria / get it?).

The original founders of Wikipedia have been subjected to interrogation by the FBI and did attempt to stop Wikipedia posters entering their images of kiddies in "dodgy" poses, they failed and retired.

Now Wikipedia has been taken over by a syndicate of perverted kiddies-porno lovers, hence the new name.

As for all of the "serious" information on the original Wiki it will now be transferred to a new, VERY SAFE? Internet area called the WIKIVATICAN-IA (IA = ITALY ADMITS) run by the pristine-clean Catholic church and blessed by the one above! (God help us all and our kiddies)

As for the new source of info and internet encyclopedia called, WANKAPAEDO-IA, the following warning has been given:

ACHTUNG, BIOHAZARD, ENTER IMAGES AT YOUR OWN RISK, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!

That should put those Paedo's off (I believe in aliens too!!!)

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