The very "healthy" and agile porn star, Carmella Bing is all set to portray the image of the ever adventurous, and sexy Lara Croft.
The news comes in after our very own AJ felt too old for the role.
Considering she (AJ) has been travelling all around the world to pick up orphans, give them a home, and rather trying to earn a heart and a seat as a republican maybe, has made her view her movies with a unbiased universal view. I am obviously guessing she doesn't want any of her kids (Knox, Maddox or Pax) to masturbate looking at any of her rather tight shorts jumping around as Lara thus giving up the movie.
Our sources indicate that the new movie will feature Bing, wearing a rather modern sophisticated outfit which would turn red as and when she would turn angry or horny. I am very sure the outfit is going to stay red even when she is in her coffin seven feet below us.
Anyway, The new movie is to be called Lara Croft Lingering In Tibet. Better known as L-CLIT. No the movie doesn't have any scenes shot in Tibet, neither is she lingering on to anything, instead she is wearing lingerie and jumping around trees in some village in India. Well that's adventure for sure.
They have shot 30% of the film till now and it has Bing "making love" (wow that phrase sounds so serene for a star like her) to almost every animate and inanimate object.
The promos might include the much talked about sex scene between her and some weird extinct animal. (I hope PETA reads this.)
So till next time, get random, be random and stay random.
As they say in India. Nam-ass-te
