SuBo's cat becomes bus driver

Funny story written by Harold Q. Fuey

Saturday, 8 May 2010

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Pebbles driving?

Susan Boyle's pet cat Pebbles (or PeBo as fanatics insist) was spotted earlier driving the number 29 bus in central London. Pebbles moved to London last year after SuBo set off on her international travels hotly pursued by red scarf wearing wealthy fanatics.

Speaking through an interpreter, Pebbles meowed "I got fed up just lying around an unfamiliar house. Susan said she would come and pick me up, but she hasn't come back yet. I thought I'd try my paw at singing, but that never went anywhere. I asked Simon if he could get me on his talent show, but he told me I'd have to be accompanied by a human. I saw an advert for bus drivers on a bit of newspaper at the bottom of my litter tray. I wasn't sure at first, but the bus company said they'll employ anyone. I told them I can't speak English, but they said that wouldn't be a problem because most of the other drivers can't either."

A spokesperson for Fictitious London Bus Company said "We are pleased to welcome Pebbles to our team of professionals. I can confirm that she is now working as a full time bus driver for the company, and is being paid 25,000 tins of cat food per year."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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