Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were today planning on trying to get her made the Prime Minister.
"I've heard nobody won the contest to be Prime Minister," said a fanatic. "As I understand it, anyone can be elected now so we think Susan should be given the chance to become Prime Minister."
"We have phoned Buckingham Palace this morning and asked to speak to the Queen," said a deluded American fanatic. "They said she wasn't in, but I think they were lying. We will get all the fanatics to send her an email until she gives in and makes Susan the Prime Minister!"
"Well, I live near the Queen, so I'll call in on her later and ask her!" rambled another fanatic. "If she says 'yes' I will get elevated to bright red fanatic!"
"I'm not sure what we should do," grumbled another American fanatic. "I've watched my copy of 'Monarch of the Glen' again this morning, but there's nothing in there about this."
"We will send blessings to the Queen and hope she makes our beloved 'Lady' Susan into the Prime Minister!" grinned a couple of people praying.
Meanwhile, it was announced from Downing Street that the election will now be decided by a public telephone vote to be run by ITV. It is expected that 'Diversity' will win by a landslide.
