David Cameron announced today that the Conservatives would be using the internet to get their election message across.
He said, "We have always been a bit poor with technology, so we really want to get on the bandwagon."
Mr Cameron showed me a rough draft copy of the email which he promised he would send to everyone in Britain. He acknowledged there were a few mistakes but that it still gave the right message.
It reads:
Tired? Dysfunctional? That's broken Britain. And when Britain can't get it up and working, it needs the Conservatives to heal it. Think of the Conservative party as a blue pill that can ease your pain. So remember, at the general erection, vote blue.
If you would like to contribute to the Conservative Party, please send £100 to:
Conservative Party Central Office,
Account Number 72535233,
Nigerian Central Bank.
There Mr Cameron will ensure that Britain will become millions of pounds richer.
