Subo's the hostess with the mostest

Funny story written by Nae mair crap

Sunday, 7 March 2010

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Nightclubs in London, famous for charging £500 for a bottle of champagne and getting it as well are reporting their quietest trading in many years. You need not look far for the answer.

Football (soccer) players, earning thousands of pounds a week, are making their way to a remote Scottish mansion, their new home from home in the north. Porsches and expensive 4x4's line the drive. Texts received from those bad boys John Terry and Ashley Cole describe fabulous weather, loads of fun, no nosy parkers interfering and no WAG's to disturb a god nights sleep.

At subo's no one goes home, there's no bloody taxis or buses anyway, and it's fun, fun, fun all the time according to reports.

According to Terry, "Subo is an angel. She made a home for us when we were tormented by the media, because she knows how that feels! There seems to be a special kind of freedom in Scotland, where people are not judgemental. Susan keeps on telling us straight that there are too many people with sticks up their erse. Cheeky eh!"

Tiger Woods, serial naughty boy, loves the anonymity, the freedom to behave as he likes and escape from the paps.

"I wouldn't want to go back to my old life" he is reported as saying, "I'm free here to do as I please. Therapy is going good, I'm working through my problems and wee Susan is a wonderful friend to me"

Subo smiled as she counted, 11,12,13,14 thousand. "No bad for a night lodgings. I'm gobsmacked right enough. The boys are all behaving so far and they love watching all the soaps on TV. Jings and crivvens I wouldna have believed that", she grinned.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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