Subo fanatics desperate to trace the volunteers in the shed have been seen in and around Edinburgh as they search for their heroines location.
On learning of this the leader of the Red Knickers Association, has marshalled her large force of 3 gang members to deter and delay the fanatics. At dead of night they toured Central Scotland, finding and obliterating any road sign that mentioned "Blackburn".
At Edinburgh Airport, officials are confiscating all red scarves but this has proved no deterrent as the fanatics are sewing additional red scarves into their coats and jackets creating a quilted look. Customs officials have now been alerted to this ploy and have been seen restraining the fanatics as they attempt to retrieve their clothes.
Bus companies have removed the word "Blackburn" from all their timetables and on bus destination blinds. Taxi drivers, have resorted to quoting vastly inflated prices and when this fails, point to a window sticker proclaiming, "NO red scarves allowed".
Police officers, under orders to foil the fanatics and carrying identikit profiles of the typical subo fanatic are now reporting sightings all over Central Scotland of middle aged women, wearing red scarves and numerous lapel pins (badges).
Strange looking women with a glazed look about them are a common sight as they search their tourist maps of Scotland. Their faces turn to smiles as they locate Blackburn but soon turn to frowns as they are unable to locate Blackburn on any online routefinder. On the advice of the Police , online routefinders have all been reprogrammed to exclude the name Blackburn, West Lothian.
As a last resort, the twats are Twizzering their local contacts and fellow subo fanatics for directions. Twizzer has taken the unusual step of blocking any tweez containing the words Blackburn, West Lothian.
A visit by the head honchos of the Susan fans for Jesus fanatics, to the Scottish Parliament, has proved fruitless as everyone pretended not to understand their accents. The deaf signer and resident subtitler were nowhere to be found.
Disconsolate fans are resigned to a susareunion, gala festival, complete with Blessing sessions, colour in subos face by numbersathon and find all the Blackburns in the UK contest in an unnamed Edinburgh park.
