Written by Lightning Conductor

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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"Pigs Ear" The tasty organic food that all can enjoy!

Hard pressed British families will be glad to hear that Walls, producer of their beloved "Banger" is branching out and will shortly be marketing "Pigs Ears" as "a tasty snack the whole family can enjoy anytime!

"Gordon Brown was our inspiration. We thought, well, if he can make a complete pigs ear of everything and still be in charge of the Country why shouldn't we have a go?"

Walls were adamant that no pigs were hurt or shampoo tested on them during the "Ear Harvesting" process. Walls admitted that they'd felt compelled by the state of the economy to have a cynical stab at something to help the nation along.

If the thing which we cynically stab happens to be a nice juicy Pig then so be it!, said a spokesman for the porcine production giants.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Food, Pork, Ears




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