No Shopping in your pyjamas but Burkas OK

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 29 January 2010

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She's wearing pyjamas under there, shh, don't tell!

A supermarket has banned people from shopping wearing their pyjamas. A notice has gone up outside the store headed 'Dress Code Policy' and states that all customers should be properly dressed when visiting their store.

The surrounding housing estate is full of people on benefit and many have been turning up at the store wearing pyjamas and slippers.

Angela Burke has hit back at the store saying "I have a lovely pair of pyjamas with teletubbies on them so what annoys me is they have banned me from wearing pyjamas but they have not banned females who have been shopping wearing a Burka."

Remember even if its a 24 hour store and you are going shopping at 3.00am you have to wear clothes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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