WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears entered the recording studio at Roundabout Records to record her latest single titled, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched."
Britney said that she really feels that her new song can become a big hit. She remarked that she felt that in order to get into the mood of the song, she would record the song while completely naked.
She told her recording manager and one-time lover Breeto Crimtiggle that she has no problem standing in front of a microphone naked as a jaybird, but she just does not want anyone to be making erotic remarks or pointing in a sensuously sexual manner.
Spears then smiled as she said that it isn't like no one hasn't ever seen her cute little biscuit. She reminded the recording engineer that more people have probably seen her delicious little muffin than there are grains of rice in Japan, China, and Vietnam combined.
La Brit even noted that she knows for a fact that even gays like Elton John, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, and Rosie O'Donnell have seen it because she has received emails, text messages, and post cards from each one of those people.
She went on to say that Rosie even asked her for an 8 by 10 glossy that she can put in a frame and keep on the table by her bed.
Britney noted that Rosie confided to her that other than Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, and Eva Longoria-Parker, she is the woman that she would like to have as her new wife and be the mother of her children.
Simpson said that she still feels bad about the fact that the Australian people found out that she was lip syncing her entire concerts while in Australia.
Britney remarked, "I did not mean to do it, it is just something that happened like a volcanic eruption, a forest fire, a hurricane, or menopause."
She did promise that she will never ever lip sync again, even if she has a real bad sore throat, laryngitis, or is on her period.
In other news. Elizabeth Edwards has finally decided to file for divorce from her alley-cating husband John. Mrs. Edwards said that she will be keeping their house and John can keep his video taping slut and her little (blank).