Written by jansal

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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Jupiter Jill available only on TV -This unique attachment will be one that you won't want to do without. It is a simple little device that quickly attaches to any cell phone and gives you peace of mind forever.

With just a click of a button, any text messages you might have sent to someone is cleverly coded so that the receiver of the message has only 2 minutes to read it before it goes into a coded message that can not be deciphered.

Many famous athletes and Hollywood notables are already using their Jupiter Jills and it has saved many relationships.

If someone tries to retrieve your text message after it was sent by you, the recipient will only be able to see a three letter code such as WTF, WTF, WTF, or any number of 4 letters that you choose to set up.

Imagine how that would have helped a certain famous golfer had he had the fore sight to purchase a Jupiter Jill for his phone.

If you act NOW, you will receive not ONE, but TWO JUPITER JILLS for the price of one plus S/H for each unit.

Put your mind at ease. Never worry what your text messages say, cause your words will be erased before they can be sold to Tabloids or Wives.

Jupiter Jill is not available in stores. Order yours today, just call the number on the bottom of your screen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Shopping, gadgets

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