Tiger's massive libido down to human growth hormone

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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Two weeks' celibacy has seen a vivid rash emerge on a patch of chest normally protected by his Armadillo-skin wallet

Orlando, Fla - (Gonads): Sex-crazed golfing champ Tiger Woods doubled the size of his manhood overnight after just one shot of human growth hormone.

Reports from Canada today suggested that sports injuries specialist Dr Tony Galea originally prescribed HGH as a tonic to reverse chronic muscle wasting.

Dr Galea was arrested recently in a sports doping probe centred on a calf's blood miracle cure for nymphomanmia.

Aboard his ocean-going yacht today Tiger Woods was staying schtum.

Two whole weeks of conjugal celibacy has seen a vivid rash emerge on a patch of chest normally protected by his Armadillo-skin wallet.

And a cellphone jamming device attached to wife Elin's Copper-7 IUD imposed a total communications lockdown on the sex-starved horny beast.

Julie Postle is multi-orgasmic.

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