Tiger Woods To Temporarily Give Up Golf, Try Acting Role With Elin In Reality Movie

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

image for Tiger Woods To Temporarily Give Up Golf, Try Acting Role With Elin In Reality Movie

It's the hottest story of the year and now it may be made into a movie from both the view of Tiger Woods and his wife plus some other people involved! That's the latest in the Tiger Woods saga.

Turning the whole sideshow into a movie may sound strange at first but what hasn't been strange in this daily headline-update soap opera reality show?

Tiger and Elin have apparently decided to use the publicity to get a fresh start.

"We are seriously looking into this possibility", stated one representative to UP2. "The movie would be hot. The income would be great and everyone will be able to tell their story."

"I think Tiger is ready to give up on this whole part of his life. He told me that he was sick of being out there on a limb all the time. That he simply wanted to be a great husband and father and to play championship golf."

He also stated that this was an addiction just like alcohol and drugs and that, he's ready to battle the addiction the way he's battled back from far behind to win a major championship.

He also stated that Elin would reconsider if she had a way to going to the public and if Tiger has truly changed.

Now it may be turned into one "reality movie".

"We don't have a working title yet but someone has suggested, 'Caddy Shag'!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more