Evony Ad Ladies To Front Breast Appreciation Day, September 28th

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Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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In yet another coup relating to Breast Appreciation Day on September 18th, spoof writer Jalapenoman confirmed that the ladies from the Evony ads would be fronting the contribution to the day's events.

The Evony ad ladies have proved to be so popular among Spoof readers and contributors alike, that they have reappeared on the site recently due to popular demand.

Jalapenoman promises that the sultry sirens with their trademark dampened cleavage, pouty expressions and come-hither eyes will lead a high profile campaign on behalf of the Spoof.

"They'll be making a CD," J-man told me. "They sound like shit, granted, but that hasn't stopped Girls Aloud or The Pussycat Dolls, so we don't see that as an obstacle. They'll be doing a spate of topless shoots and I'm currently negotiating a deal with them whereby they burst into certain Spoof writers bedrooms in the middle of the night. Scantily clad. And all on camera for a planned TV Special."

"That'd be great," Spoof writer Skoob1999 told himself. "I wouldn't mind them bursting into my bedroom in the middle of the night. We could drink beer and play naked monopoly. Although I'm not altogether sure Mrs Skoob would approve."

National Breast Appreciation Day occurs on September 28th

More breast related buffoonery as we get it.

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