"Chase Me!" Says Didier Drogba

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 15 August 2009

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Bizarre behaviour being reported from Stamford Bridge as Didier Drogba nets the winner against Hull City, as an attempted cross looped over the goalkeeper into the net.

As Drogba wheeled away from the goal, he invited team mates to chase him. Exhibiting far more exuberance than when actually playing the game, Drogba stripped his shirt off for some unfathomable reason and waved it about a bit whilst evading team mates who were just trying to congratulate him.

Drogba ducked, dived, bobbed, weaved, and sprinted in a variety of different directions before finally accepting congratulations from a German bloke called 'Ballack'

Camp comedian, Duncan Norvelle, who was in the crowd, stated to our reporter that Drogba had brought the whole 'chase me!' concept to a higher level.

More as we get it.

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