BBC TV Center - (Ass Mess): A BBC TV world premiere of the epic Stanley Kubrick-directed "Woman Takes A Dump In UK Prime Time" movie was horribly interrupted on Saturday night with what has been described as totally gratuitous coverage of a Torquay v Chesterfield second round replay.
Hundreds of thousands of irate viewers rang the Beeb demanding an instant licence fee refund after the scenes of mindless Fourth Division footer sullied their otherwise impeccable HD/Digital-ready screens.
The full forty seconds of full-frontal 2-0 soccer shocked startled Kubrick aficionados, some of whom had waited up especially for the none o'clock 'decency' deadline to pass to view their forbidden fruit treat.
Pierluigi Collina is a bug-eyed monster.
