BNP changes its name to improve its image

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Saturday, 8 August 2009

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The BNP has decided that it needs to change its name. Nick Griffin said that due to the unfair treatment of the BNP by the UK media, the name had been unfairly linked to cheap racism. He wants a name that truly reflects the party's members and what they stand for.

"I am pleased to announce that henceforth we will be called the Party for the Rights of Anglo-saxons and their Territory."

The only drawback, said the one eyed Griffin, is that this spells PRAT - but then what better way to communicate what a member of the BNP actually represents.

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