BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

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Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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Following the snubbing received from fellow members of the European Parliament at the opening of the new term of the European Gravy Train, newly-elected MEP and head of the BNP, Ron Nasty, has decided to rename his party.

Mr Nasty has instructed all his party members, printers, associates and ethnic minority-abusers to change the 'BNP' acronym to stand for "Billy No Pals".

Jeremy Thug, who was elected as the second of the two BNP Euro MPs, said that it was important that the party showed it was an honest one, acting truthfully on behalf of the uninformed minority that had unfortunately elected it.

He went on to comment that now they had taken their seats in the Euro Parliament, it was important that the BNP reflect the fact that the other MEPs who had also taken their seats . . . admittedly nowhere near the BNP's own . . . didn't speak to them, invite them to events or even want to have anything remotely to do with them.

The members of the Billy No Pals (BNP) are now preparing for the coming general election.

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