Tragedy strikes here in the UK yet again, as a hitherto popular writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was gunned down at his front door by an unnamed assassin because he posted an article in the magazine section entitled 'Ten Top Vegetarian Meals' which all involved eating meat.
"I don't get this!" a tearful Mrs Skoob wailed as she cradled her bleeding husband's rapidly losing consciousness body. "He was only trying to have a bit of a laugh. Why do this to him? It doesn't make sense!"
The writer was apparently approached by an autograph hunter whom he happily obliged. But then the gun was pulled. The writer was shot several times in the back.
"I'm not dead yet," the writer groaned in his agony. "I just wanted somebody to read the magazine article. I did it for you babe."
The writer did not die, and was last sighted roaming around the hospital trying his best to put his hand up nurse's skirts.
"I wish the wannabe assassin had taken shooting lessons," Mrs Skoob mused as she went off with a taxi driver.
More when things appear with greater clarity.
