Written by victor nicholas

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Do you know who I am?

Los Angeles - Joe Jackson was arrested yesterday after causing a disturbance in a local Circuit City outlet in Encino.

Store manager Tommy McKinnon says Mr. Jackson entered the story visibly angry and demanded to see TheSpoof.com writers Chamone, Skoob and BuckwheatsButt who he said were "Tellin damn lies and shit about Michael and our family."

I explained that we just sell hardware and software and the people he was looking for were not in our store but distributed around the globe writing anonymously through avatars.

That's when he took his belt off and things got crazy.

He started yelling at me "You must think I'm stupid" repeatedly shouting "Do you know who I am" and proceeded to whip the display computers with his belt cursing the whole time "I'll whip you Nancy boys just like I whupped Michael."

"Fortunately he only damaged the desk tops. He didn't seem too familiar with the laptop and notebook models."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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