Sometime contributer to The Spoof.com Earl Grey is facing his toughest battle yet. Lady Grey has finally had enough of his procrastination and has demanded that their marriage be blessed in a church.
The original ceremony took place in the ZAGS in Moscow. The ZAGS is a Russian registry office. The translation of ZAGS is "Building where Western guy hands over cash to as many people as is possible in the space of about an hour".
Lady Grey has always wanted the marriage to be blessed by 'HIM upstairs' (no, not the chap at number 37) whilst Earl Grey has always wanted a nice, quiet existence. Eventually he was bound to give in. All he can hope for is that he will not be responsible for filling up the collection plate.
Earl Grey was asked to comment earlier "Well, if I could just say....sorry, coming dear".