Robert Downey Jr. marries four wives in Saudi Arabia

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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

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Robert Downey Jr. in Riyadh Mosque

Robert Downey Jr. who worked as Iron Man in the action-packed tale of a wealthy philanthropist named Toney Stark moves to Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and marries four wives.

According to insiders Robert Downey Jr. moved to Bahrain, a group of 33 islands off the east coast of Saudi Arabia. Downey is currently enjoying an extended getaway there.

It is reported that an undisclosed amount of money was spent to purchase 14 acres of land next to a palace of Downey's pal Sheik Abdullah bin Hamad al Khalifa.

During his stay in Saudi Arabia his close friend Sheik Abdullah suggested he marry a nineteen year old virgin who lives in Riyadh and is the daughter of a close friend of Sheik Abdullah.

Sheik Abdullah also suggested he marry three more virgin wives in Riyadh.

Astonished after learning about the legal polygamist culture in Saudi Arabia, Downey married the stunning nineteen year old beauty. Three weeks after he married his first wife he decided to marry three other virgins from Riyadh in the Jame'a Shaikh Alislam Ibn Taimiah Mosque.

In an interview with me, he sends his condolences to all the lonely men in the west who are not allowed to marry more than one wife and who can not enjoy the fortunate paradise he has awarded himself.

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