Britain names first-ever female 'Pot Laureate'

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Saturday, 2 May 2009

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Jessica Farnsworth - Pot Laureate

London [UPI] - The first-ever female 'Pot Laureate', 23 year-old Jessica Farnsworth, has been named to the Royal Household. Her job is to celebrate the use of cannabis through poetry, during special occasions, weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and other state functions, that are held at Buckingham Palace throughout the year.

"From my understanding, it was actually Camilla's idea. She really wants to bring the whole Royal Household thing into the twenty-first century. I admire her for that,' said Ms. Farnsworth.

Several of Ms. Farnsworth's first marijuana inspired pieces were released to the press.



Thank You Father - A Blessing at Mealtime

Thank you Father for our food, and
thank you for that dealer Dude.
He sells me grams of weed
You know,
I can't afford the trip,
to Mexico.



On Jason Moscovitz's Bar Mitzvah

Here stands Jason Moscovitz,
On the cusp of manhood he sits,
tall and ready, too, for a spliff.
I think through his life it will
make all the diff
...erence.



To Mourn A Corgi

My Corgi's died. My poor Corgi has died.
Throughout his life, he really tried
to please us all with love and affection.
My, this bong has really affected my husband's
[censored].


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