Obama veggie patch/herb garden is 'medicinal marijuana' hahaha

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 21 March 2009

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Human piss and shit are the best fertiliser for this hybrid strain which resembles culinary herbs

Washington AC/DC - (BongHits4Barack! Mess): Forget terms like 'organic black-eyed has-beans' and 'macrobiotic mustard (gas)' because the Obamas certainly have.

Something kinda unexpected is sproutin' down on the old White House home grown veggie patch that Michelle O has been tending all week.

And it's growth is being monitored by a Pentagon/CIA spy satellite as part of the International Space Station's non-hydroponics surveillance program.

"We think they're cultivating a Matanuska Thuderfuck hybrid variant," NASA's Prof V Smart commented today.

"It's grown from genetically modified skunk seeds that were treated to zero gravity aboard the ISS.

"Soon as they start sprouting they're a dead ringer for culinary herbs like, er... basil and marjoram.

"Sure have a helluva kick to them when smoked however!"

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