Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Funny story written by Morse

Sunday, 29 March 2009

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Michelle's Marijuana Victory Garden: Not Just for Growing Dildos Anymore!

Washington,DC/ Rolling Stone Magazine/ Business-Entrepreneur Section - A spokesperson for Michelle Obama said the First Lady was ecstatic that her Victory Garden, planted only last week to combat the higher cost of imported Marijuana from War Torn Mexico, was already paying dividends.

Following the opening of the White House Medical Marijuana Dispensary, Fat Boy Pharmacy, noted in The Spoof only a few weeks ago, the spokesman said Michelle became concerned when the street price of imported weed skyrocketed due to a military operation in Mexico which led to limited availability of the product as well as the loss of several thousand "Pot Heads", decapitated in the resulting gang wars.

The garden, tended by a host of ACORN volunteers, a horde of Obama semi-related relatives from Kenya currently seeking Political Asylum, and fertilized by organic Water Buffalo Poop from the Washington Zoo, the crop has grown like crazy.

In addition to providing ample medication for the bipolar cabinet members, and mentally challenged congressional leaders, the relaxing weed has spurned another Obama profit center to compliment the T-Shirt, Bobble Head Doll, autographed book, and religious "Obama Rising" Statue mega business.

Cuttings from the miraculous plants are now available by mail order, and are said to be so popular that they are backordered. Marketing experts said they have never seen such a public demand for a product since The Pet Rock, and the Chia Pet and even Billie Mays has said he would do infomercials for "next to nothing" just to be involved in the madness.

A great deal of the success, of course, must be given o Attorney General Eric Holder, who waived any penalties for selling "Mail Order Marijuana", a ruling closely following his mandate making Washington, DC, the 13th place in the nation, along with 12 states, allowing medical marijuana to be sold.

Conservatives in town aren't so sure everything has been on the up and up in the White House since the Ă˜bama Marketing Machine has taken over everything from Banks, to Electricity, Designing Detroit's Vehicles, national health care, and now the legalized drug industry.

A mellow VP Joe Biden says everything is under control in the capitol.

"Just because you see a cloud over the capitol and in the Congressional Hallways doesn't mean we're Pot Heads...with everything going our way, we're just High On Life!"

Biden shrugged off news reports surfacing today that his 27 year old daughter was caught on tape snorting 3 lines of coke at a private party.

"That wasn't Ashley," snorted the VP, " she's got a good government job and wouldn't risk it over a few lines of blow, after all WE control the Drug Business in the White House now, and she wouldn't have to leave home without IT!"

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