Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Funny story written by Lostinrandomworld

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Pakistan and its new treaty with Hell

Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terrorism.

Pakistan for long time have been looking at various countries for signing deal. They have been disappointed for sometime lately. Most of the countries are shying away from Pakistan in recent past because of it recent activities. Countries such as China, North Korea, Iran, Middle East countries, the Arab World are slowly turning their back on her. Given such situation, Pakistan had no option but to negotiate with Hell.

The recent increase in the terrorist activities in Pakistan such as Lahore Attack (Sri Lankan Cricket team, and Training Center), SWAT Valley daily killing, Flogging of the girls in public, killing leaders, blowing kids and women, bombing mosque, etc are result of this bilateral cooperation between them and hell. All the dead evil from last 20 century have been assisting Pakistani taliban in blowing things around them so that they can turned their country in another hell on the hell which can be located easily.

Some of the highlights of negotiated term of this treaties are to kill all innocent people who believe in peace and equal opportunity for men and women, destroy every school which impart education to girls, kill all those women who venture out of home with any men beside various other regular activities.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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