North Korea Blast Rocket: Manhunt for new weapon

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Monday, 6 April 2009

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North Korea New project: Nuke the World

After successfully blasting a rocket over Japan and above earth, North Korea has launched a manhunt to find a new project. According to a source, a new concept has been launched on the model of famous American Idol.

According the program director, there is only one rule for this program. How can you cause maximum damage to the world. Anyone from the world who can travel to North Korea can participate in this program.

Though the initial reaction for this new program is positive, very few groups and organization are interested at the moment. LTTE, Taliban, Hamas, and Let are some of the few groups who have shown interest in participating in this program.

LTTE spokesperson has confirmed that they need to quickly develop a new method so that they can defeat Sri Lankan Army and establish their own rule in the northern island.

Talibans have been very eager to participate in this program and show their new weapon which have brought down the American and Allied forces in Afghanistan and Pakistan. A source close to this group have confirmed the media that the new weapon is flogging of women in public on condition that his name is not released.

Hamas and Let have joined together to represent themselves in this competition. According to most reliable source, their new weapon would be most like close to Mumbai attack. However, they can improve upon this by injecting few more songs and dance theme.

The word is out that this program is going to be stage on world stage at United Nation. Osama Bin Laden may be their guest. The judge for the show will be Kim, the infamous president of North Korea.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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