Anti-terror chief says Tories' Hellfire Club pact undermining leaks enquiry

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Sunday, 21 December 2008

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Top Tory apologist for Thatcherite chicanery

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sordid Tory pact with the Hellfire Club protecting the Omagh bombers, assorted 'God's Banker' murderers, the Brinks-Matt bullion heist gang, Lord Lucan's killer and Shergar's kidnappers is at the bottom of a conspiracy to oust the UK's top anti-terrot chief.

MI5 top brass reckon Metropolitan Police Assistant Commissioner Bob Quick must have got up Tory grandees' noses with the Thanksgiving Day arrest of Damian 'The Omen' Green MP, Conservative frontbench apologist for Thatcherite chicanery.

"The intelligence came via the US," a spooks agency spokesman commented today, "sourced to the same evidence that lead the CIA to bug Tony Blair's entire IRA family."

David Cameron is shitting bricks.

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