London - (Seedy Ass Mess): Tory shadow immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green is currently
holed up in a Special Branch 'safe house' (sic) after Anti-terror cops found a link to backstabbing frontbench colleagues still smarting from the Oleg Deripaska Plutonium-210 fiasco that branded shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne a total tosser.
The move was welcomed by MI5 top brass who have been watching Green with some trepidation ever since UK Hellfire Club grandees predicted the MP for Ashford would bring down the Tory Party 'far more efficiently' than some lurid new scandal involving sex, drugs and KGB double agents.
David Cameron is Tony Blair's firstborn son.
