London - (ReUterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Tory grandees have blamed spoof writer queen mudder's stories written in July 2008 and January 2008 as the intelligence (sic) behind shadow immigration spokesman Damian 'The Omen' Green's arrest on Thanksgiving Day last week.
The July item cited that "Up to 100 key members of the two Houses were hurriedly briefed by Special Branch officers and cunningly laid on a staggering pantomime performance to nail counter-terrorism documents later identified as the fictitious WMD Dodgy Dossier."
Earlier the January 21st 2008 story described how UK cops mounted a covert surveillance operation on President George Bush's controversial warantless wiretap initiative.
Bush's infamous bugging scam was first detected in the UK in 2001 after judges in the House of Lords noticed a classic spying op on their emails, phone calls and postal correspondence.
The Spoof! story then quoted reliable security sources - [ok, ok, it was actually the London editor of LaFagHagSlagMag...but he's hellishly reliable! -] about an operation codemaned Bugging Me Bugging You:
"...Bugging Me Bugging You... the Met's Fraud Squad was able to track Tony Blair's entire supporting cast of thousands as he and the US President played out their Global Piss Process bravura performance on the world stage to the ecstatic applause of TheoCon sub-species morons hooked on mainlining The Rapture," the news item commented.
Damian Green is 69.
