Tories ready to dump sinister snarling superior stooge

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Monday, 29 September 2008

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Cameron a dead ringer for his late great-uncle Oswald Mosley

Birmingham - (Ass Mess): Tory Party faithful are primed to dump Viscunt (sic) Astor's sinister stepson-in-law stooge and back civil liberties hotshot David Davis.

The move follows a massive row about David Cameron's pubic schmoozing of Barack Obama.

A subsequent Buckingham Palace snub to invite US vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin to tea with the Queen next week hardly helped matters.

"Cameron thinks he's pulled off a class act," one disgruntled has-been backbencher told TheSpoof.com today.

"However he's failed to get Palin - or Miley Cyrus/Vanessa Hudgens for that matter - to strip off their kit in front of Conference cameras, like he promised us back in July.

"And it's no good promising us a nudge-nudge, wink-wink Daniel Radcliffe nude, interactive, porny video instead at one of the fringe events, either.

"Besides, his wife looks like a whorse."

Margaret Thatcher is 101.

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