London - (Glasnost & Perestroika Mess): There was uproar in the House of Commons debate on the arrest of Damian The Omen Green today after accusations of "concealment, duplicity, whitewash and cover-ups" about a reported additional 100 other KGB sleeper moles in Parliament.
Labour MP Dennis Skinner blamed the Puppet Monarch for filling the Lower Chamber with her lowlife cold war era Soviet aparatchik relatives.
And Tory backbencher Peter Mandy-Ricedavis said it was all MI5's fault failing to watch the BBC spy drama series Spooks to get their intelligence tips:
"That show can do realpolitik intelligence into a cocked hat!" he thundered, as Tory leader David Cameron fiddled nervously with a secret bodily implant/monitoring device on his person.
Speaker Michael Martin is a smug old turd.