Nintendo have launched a new title for their family-friendly Wii console 'Po-Po Electro Pole Dancer Xtreme' which recreates what it is like to be a Pole Dancer.
"In Level 1 you have to do things like find a babysitter before stocking up on coconut oil. Then you have to visit your dealer to secure a bag of coke to get you through the night." said Nintendo spokesman Steve Smith.
"In later levels you have to overcome all sorts of obstacles like overcoming the advances of the club-owner and fighting off a team of drunk accountants on a stag night. When you finally get to the dancing you have to keep your false enthusiasm level up whilst also lowering your Crushing sense of Desperation meter. It's quite tricky."
Nintendo hopes this is going to be a Christmas smash . "I think the whole family can play this one. Imagine Granny round the pole at Christmas - Unforgettable memories! We think it will also be good practice for lots of teenage girls, especially those who have kids.'
