Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

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Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of being forced into another embarrassing policy U-turn this morning after Whitehall was brought to a standstill as thousands of S&M devotees protested outside Downing Street, insisting they be immediately punished under new 'anti-perversion' legislation.

Later they delivered a petition to Number 10 demanding to have their pants pulled down by Home Secretary Jacqui Smith and to be given six of the best by Gordon for being very naughty boys.

The demonstration then moved on to Portland Place where a number of protestors chained themselves to railings outside the Chinese Embassy and began chanting pro-Tibetan slogans in the hope of receiving a good thrashing from undercover secret service thugs masquerading as Olympic support staff.

Max Mosley was not invited.

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