Scentuelle produces & sells a paste-on patch containing fragrances that are said to increase libidinous thoughts for ladies who've lost that groove thing. In addition, buyers are treated to e-mail follow-ups from the company that suggest naughty behaviors to induce sexual desires. Now, burned-out babes will be smelling scents that promote urges for mindless monkey sex & a return to their honeymoon days of blazing romance.
From offices to factory floors, from gourmet kitchens to hotplates in mobile homes, ladies with pms, headaches, chronic hangnails & hordes of little ADD ragamuffins will take a few sniffs & become la femme fatale. Somewhere between the day care center & the diaper bucket, semi-celibate hausfrauen will whiff the sniff, sic the search engine onto favorite female fantasies, & then jump the bones of their mate at the close of a long, hard day.
Now, of course, clever, horny men will be buying these things by the gross & sticking them on milady's clothing, on lipstick cylinders, necklaces, wristwatches, inside compacts, on hairbrush handles, all around vanity mirrors, & on handheld hair dryers, etc. . . .
Bubba says, "Gonna' have 'bout a hunderd of those li'l pasties stuck to the louvers of that air conditioner--you betcha' now, for sure."
