Written by Pointer

Saturday, 26 April 2008

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One African female' has risen high in US of A

With a near parade of male politicians caught in flagrante de-lick-toe lately, some observers have been posturing, positioning and one or two hypothesizing (not that size matters) as to why female politicians have never placed their mates in the M-Bare-Assed pose of the forgiving yet wronged spouse.

That is until now when female politician, Slur P. Cum has been outed in a sex scandal of gargantuan proportions. The African- British immigrant representing Redlight on the Whorehouse has been found to be gettin bizy into the district biziness.

British tabloid Whoretooth Hound reports that Rep. Cum has been photographed with the local ladies of the night.

Just as the world press was celebrating a female politician sexing it up, Oxford linguist, Yollie Felatio discovered that Representative Cum was not a female, he was in fact female', a little known African tribe from the Kalahari.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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