London - (Lurid Ass Mess): A top Tory Party sperm donor has urged fellow S&M orgy enthusiast Max Mosley to give himself up and join him at a rehab specialising in sex addiction purges.
Lord Laid-Low was caught in a vice raid that netted Mosley's squalid Nazi orgy last month.
The pair were traced after a CIA airmlies probe connected them to ex-NY Governor Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VSOP hooker agency.
Laid-Low is believed to have been the Tories' top crack cocaine dealer during the turbulent post-9/11 era when regular transatlantic suplies dried up.
Other periods of drought have meant that the Monaco-domiciled hoary old coot enjoyed a virtual monopoly in supplying pre-subprime crisis City bankers with their favorite recreational stimulants.
Last year stewards at Royal Ascot removed the non-dom dimwit from the royal enclosure after he refused to take off his topper and bow to the Queen.
After a struggle over two kilos of 99% pure crack cocaine was found inside the hat along with twenty five wraps of smack, two bongs and enough Afghani Black to keep the Silver Circle hoi-polloi happy for hours.
Max Mosley is 69.
