NUTS Strike UK Schools!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 24 April 2008

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Americanophile Blair and the cretinous object of his affection

National Union of Teachers will strike across the UK this week to protest the plight of teachers. The union purposely chose the acronym NUTS to declare the widely acknowledged fact that you have got to be NUTS to want to be a teacher.

The United Kingdom had always been renowned for the importance it has placed on education.

L. Byron Swimmer, first grade teacher in Coalmine by Tuberculosis, illustrated the change: "Aye needed me pipes fixed and so I called a plumber. "'e 'adn't the time to cum by me hovel except during my teachin' time. When 'e told me 'is wages and aye told 'im mine, we both decided that I'd knick sum time from work to meet 'is lawd at me hut."

Edgamacation historian, Professor Coodnt Teach-Outapaprbg explained: "We think it all began with Americanophile Tony Blair. When he realized that an illiterate cretin could become the leader of the free world, he allowed the school system to go to hell!"

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