Porno star to testify in cash-for-honors against Blair

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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Coventry said she liked the bit about Prince Harry's Nazi uniform best of all

London - (Ass Mess): Californian porno star Courtney Coventry has agreed to a plea bargain where she will testify against Tony Blair in the cash-for-porno stars -and-peerages enquiry.

Coventry was arrested last week after UK cops found compromising photos of her and Blair as well as three large alsatians bound for the Polish anti-Gay Pride March policing teams.

Blair has been hiding out behind the sofa at his former constituency home of Sedgefield but is rumored to ve travelling to Washington this week as a guest of George Bush's July 4th official celebrations on Wednesday.

Coventry has been gagged from talking to the press as well as being banned from posting photos of herself and Blair in compromising positions involving sackfuls of cash, sex toys, KY Jelly and a Nazi unform borrowed from Prince Harry.

Lord Levy is 69.

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