CPS tells cash-for-honor cops: "Go get the bastard!"

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 4 June 2007

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Cops are cock-a-hoop at the proposed dawn raid on Downing Street tomorrow

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service has told the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad to 'go nail that bastard Blair' after scrutinising the dossier of cash-for-honors evidence against him, his blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy, Downing Street gatekeeper Ruth Turner and Labour Party sperm donor Sir Chris 'Bung' Evans.

CPS lawyers have given the cops a no-holds-barred mandate which means that the Prime Monster could be arrested and interrogated under caution as early as tomorrow morning, just ahead of his trip to the G8 summit in Germany.

And in a fast-breaking news development in London today sources close to Downing Street have said that a number of new suspects ought to be interviewed, including Cherie Bush, Sit Terrence Con Artist and the leader of Westmonster Council Sir Simon Milton-Keynes.

The mood in New Scotland Yard today is said to be 'electrifying' as a fleet of newly delivered Black Mariahs prepares for what may be a dawn raid on Downing Street tomorrow.

"We've waited nearly two decades to nail the little tosser," a police source said today.

"Maybe the Pope can start to pray for him because we can't see anybody else doing so."

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